You are a garden

kissing you
is like a face full
of roses

Rhetoric

If no one answers,
questions automatically
are rhetorical

GPS

Idontreallyknow
mywayaroundbutiwill
getthereanyway

SELF AWARE HAIKUS

1This haiku
is not intended
to be read

2This haiku
is for nobody
in this room

3This haiku
is not meant to be
read out loud

divine inspiration

god saw turd
in him inspired
manatee

I hate going to the bathroom

A dew drop flew up
and hit my lip too bad it
was from the toilette

I'm always right

don't be surprised when
you ask the answered question
you find you are wrong.

the never ending lesson

Don't mistake
"I'm in love with you"
for comfort

take my own advice for once

do not judge couples
on how you see them; but how
they see each other

life sentence

Caring for someone
is a prison in itself
no one wants to leave

mom

Mom. Mom- MOM, mommm? MOM!
--------Oh my god, what do you want?
Just that I love you.

last pick

I'm tired
of ladies saying
“you're the best”
when it comes to it
I'm last pick.

So I say screw it.

don't sit

I don't sit when I read poems
how else would you know
where I stand?

Awkward silence

It's when you're talking
and not listening to ME
that it hurts the most.

flower bombs

I dream of war where
bombs explode as flower beds
and no one


gets hurt

pit

Most agree
Pensacola is
quicksand deep

hot breath

Do not breathe on me
rot flesh garlic mushroom breath
hold it till you choke

upsidedown

I look up to you
cause you don't look down on me
I look up to you

Polizei

Great politicians
are so cause their agenda
is undetermined

Great politicians
are so till their agendas
can be determined

i've never been comfortable with goodbyes

leaves beneath crinkle
tread light on the earthen face
that winter wrinkles

but nothing

Here I sit
butt naked wanting
but nothing